"The Troll Bash" Song Lyrics

Here is the song I wrote for Mary and Kevin's "Americans Reality Check Radio" show for Halloween 2009. Click on the link to access the show's Talk Shoe page and archive (Note: I did not sing the song, simply wrote it!)

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The Troll Bash [Sung to “Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett]

Spoofed lyrics by Derek “The Fallen One” Logue

I was working online late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

When the comment boards became filled with lies

By honestly I’m not surprised

[They did the bash] That site was troll bashed

[The TROLL bash] Everything they said was trash

[Their site was trashed] It made my computer crash

[They love to bash] They did the troll bash

From the West Coast News to the Daily East

The trolls came out for their nightly feast

While hiding within their slummy abodes

They sign in and start up in attack mode

[They did the bash] That site was troll bashed

[The TROLL bash] Everything they said was trash

[Their site was trashed] It made my computer crash

[They love to bash] They did the troll bash

The P-Jerks were having fun

The comments were really dumb

The pests included Stitches

Jacey and her son

They found all my posts like a pack of hounds

And the extent of their lies had no bounds

But as soon as our voice of truth had arrived

The trolls decided it was time to take five

[They did the bash] That site was troll bashed

[The TROLL bash] Everything they said was trash

[Their site was trashed] It made my computer crash

[They love to bash] They did the troll bash

Rob Taylor was spewing non-sensical things

Static and TSand tied to puppet strings

They opened their mouths and shook their fists

Every word they say they distort and twist

[They did the bash] That site was troll bashed

[The TROLL bash] Everything they said was trash

[Their site was trashed] It made my computer crash

[They love to bash] They did the troll bash

The trolls have all their heads stuck in the sand

Spreading their lies across the land

So spread the truth whatever you do

And when they complain tell them Mary and Kevin sent you

[Then you can bash] Then you can troll bash

[The TROLL bash] The truth beats all their trash

[The troll bash] They’ll be gone in a flash

[The troll bash] Then you can troll bash