Here is the list of every child I could find molested during Trick-or-Treating and at Polling Booths this year

Every year we have to hear stories of Halloween hysteria. You know, the ones where you have to check the registry so your kids won't get snatched up by registered citizens. Well, now you can add voting booths as the latest place to stir up the hysteria, courtesy of Cleveland News 5's Megan Hickey.

So anyways, I spent a lot of time rounding up every instance of children molested by registered citizens while out trick-or-treating or hanging around polling places on Election Day. So here you go. You ready? Here's the list.

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Still don't get it? Watch the video below.

"Counting zero can be so much fun!"